16 June 2006

Chair day.

Work is going well. I don't know how but it's all starting to make sense. We're getting so well organized it isn't even funny. It's still a mess but not in any vitally important way that I can tell -- I mean, new patients and charges and payments don't back up, and claims keep going out, and deposits keep getting posted. What's scary is that I'm really starting to "get it" as to how this business works. It's not all a big evil scam, it's just way the hell too complex for what it really needs to be to operate, and short of the entire US going to something relatively sensible like Single Payor healthcare, it's just gonna be a mess to navigate and since it *is* a mess I've got a good job that I like.

The reason it's chair day is that I got paid and went shopping at my two "every week, without fail" thrift stores: Savers and Goodwill, both on San Mateo. Got off for under twenty bucks. Got a couple of glasses since I don't have anything to drink from except coffeecups and mason jars at Savers for $1.47, then at Goodwill I got two great office chairs for *nothing*.

One's a standard issue office chair -- metal with green vinyl, dated 1965 -- which sort of matches the El Paso Natural Gas Company chair I'm sitting in now, except that this one's got orange cloth. Yeh -- office furniture -- not worth much but a damn good chair and dignified in its own low-key way. Comfortable, perfectly functional, and nearly indestructible. That cost me thirteen bucks and it now sits in front of the organ of similar vintage. (I have yet to find a chair the proper height for playing the organ.)

The *best* deal, though, came in the bargain corner right next door. Who or what determines what goes to the main store and what gets carted out in giant bins for the sharks and bottom feeders to go through in the bargain corner, I don't know. I've never bought anything at the bargain part of it 'cause most of it really is total crap, and I usually don't want to buy the fifty-cent-trinket-I-don't-really-either-want-or-need if doing so involves standing in line behind the annoying breeder couple (he: tobacco stained t-shirt with holes, two sizes too small with Spuds McKenzie on it and a baseball cap from wherever he worked last time he had a job; she: two hundred pounds overweight with either Tweety Bird or Winnie the Pooh represented somewhere on her person along with the gold-plated crucifix hanging 'round her flabby neck) with seventeen screaming kids they don't care to control whose only reason to be there at all is to save money while communicating clearly to their children that they weren't wanted in the first place which is why they get to wear other people's garbage for clothes besides which they have got no sense of taste or fashion or flair for life whatever and how dare they breed the likes of them be damned -- just pass the good stuff my way and stand clear, thank you ever so much.

Today, I saw a chair I really needed. How to explain it -- on a practical level I've been looking for a chair without arms so I can play guitar in it without having to move my one armless chair from room to room to room. Oh, there's one. Sit it in -- wow -- very comfortable, much more than it appears. That simple.

On another level, which I only see when I *look* at it -- not from clear across the room cluttered to overflowing with worthless excercise equipment, grills, computer monitors -- it is quality. Rock solid, though the finish is a mess -- it's been mistreated -- but nothing a good refinishing couldn't handle. Some random guy tells me it's ash. All I know is the chair has gesture. It's literally "awaiting eagerly", as though about to burst into harried flight if the very important man the person in it is waiting for does not show up right now. It could almost be a Chinese ideograph. I'm absolutely certain it was designed to be a waiting room chair from the sheer sense of urgency it conveys, as well as from its height and surprising --really, shocking -- comfort. It's got a little maker's button set into the wood discretely, so I know the maker was proud of his work. It is clearly handmade.

I get home and search for the last name of the maker on google, along with the word "chair". Winds up a big selling point for the W.H. Gunlocke Chair Co. is that nine presidential derrieres have occupied its chairs behind the desk (which they *didn't* make) in the Oval Office.

Oh my.

Of course it's not even remotely the same model. I'm guessing mine is late 'fifties, early 'sixties. But there's no question in my mind now why that maker's chairs are so special. It's not because a handful of their pieces have literally been "the seat of power", it's because they're perfectly functional works of art. The company's website is overdesigned (surprise, surprise) -- it uses Flash -- the message clearly being "if you're on a connection too slow for this to load, you can't afford our chairs".

That's what *you* think.

It cost me three dollars.

Folk Festival tomorrow. I'm off to bed now. Plan to get there early and leave late.

3 comments:

I.M. Weasel said...

A good chair is of vital importance. A while back, I had a decent, if not cheaply made computer chair with nice arms and a high back, perfect for me because I like to lean back a bit when I type, and the arms give me some stability. Lo and behold that cheap piece of crap broke, and I was reduced to sitting in some crappy old chair that was mostly falling apart and barely uposltered.

Fast forward a few months, and I see a garage sale with a chair just like the one I had that I liked, but instead of it being made of plastic, it has a wood frame. And it has a lower back support. The pneumatic lift doesnt work, but that doesnt matter becuase I usually sit with the thing all the way down anyway. Cost? Five Bucks. And its seriously the best chair Ive ever owned.

zZigzZag said...

This ability to locate quality used items seems to be a regular feature of your life. Any chance you could travel to Denver and help me find a comfy leather armchair with ottoman for under $50? I'm even willing to accept cloth upholstery at that price, but leather is just so ... so ... what I see when I imagine the perfect chair.

xeltifon said...

My way with used things is, I am convinced, my consolation prize for being the kind of person that I am.

I have a long list in my head of things I want and need and really only do ever go looking for those things. "Chair" and "lamp" were items I've been looking for the *perfect* specimens of for two years now.

I'm not a shark in thrift stores -- I don't seek out resellables and have never resold anything I've bought -- and honestly believe I'd screw my thrift store karma if I did. I *do* believe in that. Call it superstition if you will but thrift stores are my form of "divine providence".

I am, however, highly systematic. At the San Mateo Boulevard Goodwill, my routine currently goes something like this: enter, check the magic colour for the day, glance at books, glance at records, walk through ties, walk through knick-knacks, wander through pictures, follow the cases at the back wall towards furniture, turn 'round at bicycles and head back down the main aisle looking left into knick-knacks, usually without stopping. I've only ever gotten decent finds in those sections of that Goodwill.

It's different at other stores, of course. Once I know the hunting ground I don't waste time on clothes at Goodwill or on books at Savers 'cause there just plain ain't never nuthin'. If there's nothing I want I am usually out in under five minutes.

Sometimes I'll investigate an item *very* closely for a long time with no intent of buying, which is perfectly fine. Once you buy a piano and get it home and see that it does not disintegrate or get cut up for parts, you've earned the lifelong right to ask to see anything in the case whether you intend to buy it or not. (You're taking a few minutes of the clerk's time, but you can because you took on a white elephant which will be with you forever.) Not that the best stuff is usually in the cases -- most of the time the stuff in there is just either fragile or small enough to pocket.

Saw a nice old oak desk yesterday with a little handbook of masonic ceremonies way at the back of a drawer the goodwill guys assumed was empty, along with stationery and a photograph of two old people standing outside what I took to be their house. Magical, yes, I got a feel for the provenance, but didn't get it 'cause (a) I've got too many desks already, (b) it's heavy (c) it's too big for the car (d) it needed the attention of someone who could and would refinish at least the top and (e) it didn't have a pricetag anywhere. Always educating myself by what I see, different models of this or that, when company X switched from tubes to solid state, how furniture's constructed, and all that sort of thing.

There's an adorable little piano at the Goodwill now -- perfectly playable -- but I'm not getting it. It's *just* starting over the edge of no return, and "DO NOT PLAY" sign or no, no one ever bugs me 'cause it's obvious I'm not just pounding on the keys but carefully appraising itd prospects -- testing the action of each and every one in turn and listening to the sound. When I get my third Goodwill piano it's gonna be a damn sight better than just "nice".

The staffs all know me and always converse when I walk out with something. I sometimes pay too much and they know when. They also know I often walk away with treasures for *nothing*. It *is* a gamble. They read me and I know it. It's all part of the game.

I paid way too much for some weird shoulder-carried baskets like you'd see in a ricefield once because I'd never seen one before. *That* was a bad purchase. It's an "interesting conversation piece" -- meaning it's useless and takes up space and gathers dust.

Same with the Brinsmead piano. Amazing piece of furniture, but lousy purchase -- since it doesn't play, the space it takes up in the living room is little more than dead space, however pretty it may be to look at. Its only *function* in my daily life is holding a clock that chimes. Yes, they resonate nicely. But it's still not worth having a nonplaying piano in the living room.

I try to keep a poker face at the checkout line but will not lie when the staff asks me whether Hammond is a "good brand" of organ or whether Technics made good turntables. Part of the game is to take the steals and run -- but *always* take a minute (*after* you've paid) to tell 'em if they ask -- yeah, it *is* good, here's why, but no, it's *not* good if it doesn't have this or does have that or was made before or after such and such a date. It gives them a sense -- a *good* sense, not an extravagant or foolish or hopeful sense -- of how to price things *fairly*, so they'll both make money and move items, which the good thrift stores will *always* do.

I don't do stores that price every particleboard entertainment center like it's Biedermeyer sideboard, and I don't do *most* church thrift stores. I don't do garage or yard sales except under extraordinary circumstances. There are a lot of Goodwills that just aren't worth wasting time in more than maybe once a year, and I absolutely positively never set foot in a Salvation Army.

Having said that, aside from the Salvation Army Boycott, all these rules are *made* to be broken. The guitar is a perfect example. I'd never have gone looking for a guitar, but it winds up being the best thing I've bought since -- I dunno -- the Kurtzman player piano I got in North Hollywood, I suppose. I got it at a yard sale, not at a thrift store or flea market. But I do now pop in and say "hi" when my neighbours have their yard sales, 'cause they get treasures every now and then.

(The magic word is "hfnlzce", which is of course the lacework milk candy characteristic of rural Czechoslovakia.)